Mike's Top 10 Signs that you live in Perth, Australia- Part 1

#10
The term "vegetarian" refers to someone who only eats animals that eat plants.

#9
People look at you funny when you say "no doot aboot it, eh?" and respond with "at's da blatha bout mate?"

#8
Sweater and portable heater sales skyrocket whenever the temperature drops below 25C.

#7
You see a giant swarm of flies carry off a hog and realize that the expression "when pigs fly" has a different connotation here.

#6
You are given Australian residency status as soon as you start complaining about all of the immigrants.

#5
When people say that they're going out for 'a' beer what they really mean is 'a' keg of beer.

#4
The level of swimming certifications, from highest to lowest, are: Life Saver, Gold, Silver, Bronze, Junior, Novice & Canadian.

#3
Country folk refer to Ronald Reagan as that "damn pinko, leftist commie."

#2
The stock market rises and falls daily based upon which side the Chinese Premier parts his hair.

#1
Your 13 year old daughter has been offered a lucrative position with a mining company.