#10
People from Sydney that come west to Perth for employment opportunities are referred to as "Eastern creeps and bums".
#9
"Sexist" is the term used to describe a "Sheila" that denies her bloke marital relations.
#8
Retail stores have extended their holiday shopping hours to 11:00am-2:30pm Tuesday through Thursday.
#7
Australian physicists hold that the "Theory of Relativity" is known as the measurement of the amount of time you are quoted for a service versus the actual time it takes to complete the service in direct reverse proportional relation to how important it is to you multiplied by a factor of the quality of the current surf conditions.
#6
At the beach people wait for the slowest and fattest person to enter the water first.
#5
There are 4 distinct seasons: Spring, Melanoma, Construction & Reconstruction.
#4
Aboriginals are treated with dignity and respect. They are given vast tracks of unusable land, addictive narcotics and infectious diseases. In return, all they have to do is promise to stay out of view.
#3
The most popular 'local' sports team is Manchester United.
#2
Women are considered equal to men in all facets except intelligence and ability.
#1
The top rated television show is "So You Think You Can Sheer a Sheep?"
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