#10
If you wash your hands after using the toilet you may be referred to as being "posh".
#9
The right of passage to adulthood is considered to be the first time you successfully jaywalk by yourself.
#8
Everyone pretends to understand the rules of cricket.
#7
In a local online news article regarding the enormous cost of living and it's impact on families unable to provide food for their children, several reader comments include outrage over the "extra tax" that is added to the purchase price of a new luxury vehicle (true story).
#6
The spiders hunt the lizards.
#5
Australia's national spy agency is primarily used by the Prime Minister to send secret "I Heart U" notes to Barack Obama.
#4
The top 3 national industries are manufacturers of sunscreen, insect repellent and hangover medication.
#3
People on the beach tell you that they can't wait to go to Bali for a little R&R.
#2
The only accent you don't hear anywhere is Australian.
#1
"Global Warming" is what people call a bald guy going outside without a hat.
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